Grandma doesn't have a clue

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 13-May-2005 15:40:43

ing particularly sassy that day, because
I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window
and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window
and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida
back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way, with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant,
he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii before, so I leaned out the window and gave
him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment, that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to
pray, or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again. I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all
the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time, as I drove away.

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 13-May-2005 15:51:20

sorry about that, here's the entire joke
The other day I went to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because
I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window
and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window
and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida
back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way, with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant,
he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii before, so I leaned out the window and gave
him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment, that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to
pray, or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again. I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all
the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time, as I drove away.

Post 3 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Monday, 16-May-2005 8:06:31

Hehe, that's one of my favourites!

Post 4 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 17-May-2005 13:09:18

oh my gosh... that is exagerating inoscence, from my point of view...

Post 5 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 17-May-2005 14:34:38

fantastic stuff carla! keep'um coming! lol

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 28-May-2005 20:49:00

lol, best one ive seen in a while.

Post 7 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 30-May-2005 12:26:44

Lol, I know people like that, good one.

Post 8 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 30-May-2005 12:27:12

Lol, I know people like that, good one.